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Fwd: only open if you’re BORING and HATE FUN(ny emails) 👿
enroll by 5pm if you don’t want to die alone
On Fri, Feb 9, 2024 at 11:23 AM Sandra Booker (team@tarzankay.com) wrote:
Ummm. You serious about this Tarzan? I'm not sure this is the best strategy.
Ya, cash flow isn't as great as it's been in past years, but it's certainly not bad enough to resort to curses!
I already know everything in Email Stars plus way more 😉 but also don't want to be cursed so—forwarding to 5 people jic. Not sure if they're “baddies.
On Fri, Feb 9, 2024 at 11:17 AM Tarzan Kay (tarzan@tarzankay.com) wrote:
Sandra, it's Tarzan (obvi) I am thinking of sending a chain letter to boost sales of Email Stars. What do you think of this copy?
Only if you're BORING 😴 and a HATE FUN(ny emails) will you be able to open this email and resist buying Tarzan’s program.
Within FIVE MINUTES ⏰of reading this you MUST purchase ⭐Email Stars⭐and forward this message to 5 business baddies or be CURSED 👿. You will not receive commission. This is not an MLM.
If you read this far 🤞you NEED to BUY THE PROGRAM from WWW.EMAIL-STARS.COM or suffer bad emails forever and probably die alone.
Take no chances.
The clock is ticking.
Go, now. Pass on to your fellow baddies if you ever want to see ROAS again.
Hat tip to the inimitable Marcus Pork who inspired this email by threatening me with a curse and forcing me to buy offensive t-shirts at 25% off using the discount code TOXIC. I love you Marcus Pork and I don’t believe you had anything to do with the JFK assassination.
XOT
Emails, but better.
by Tarzan Kay
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